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Monday, June 28, 2010

Super Fans: The Art of Hometown Love and Devotion

After spending five days in the great city of Boston, watching the Celtics lose a heartbreaker to the Los Angeles Kobe Bryants, er, Lakers, I was afforded the opportunity to see the holiest of hallowed Baseball halls, the beloved, and oft beleagured Fenway Park. Everywhere I turned in the city, I saw a sea of Red Sox caps, Jerseys, T-Shirts, Shorts, Tattoos(!), jackets, strollers, beanies, etc… I admit, I became wrapped up in the idea of being a Red Sox fan, afterall, they are my adopted AL team. Winning atmosphere breeds a winning fan relationship. We as fans want our hometeam to win. Afterall, you all remember the bandwaggon jumpers during the 2005 NLCS. The entire city of Houston were Astros fans for 2 weeks. What’s the difference between them and us? The Red Sox experienced a drought spanning more years than the collective writership of Kategorie H writers have lived. They sold BABE RUTH! TO THE YANKEES! Imagine us shipping Roy Oswalt off to St. Louis for some AA player to be named later. Houston would riot.

The difference is Blind Devotion. Yes the Red Sox win. They have been a winning franchise in a very tough division for the better part of a decade. Theo Epstein is a phenominal GM and their scouting department makes very shrewd moves in the drafting department, having selected no lower than 8th position since 2003. Jacoby Ellsbury, Jonathan Papelbon, Dustin Pedroia, Kevin Youkilis… the list goes on. Bostonians LOVE their Red Sox. But what gives the Red Sox an advantage over the Astros (because let’s face it, the only thing these two teams have in common is the S in their names) is their fanbase. So here’s what I took away from being a Red Sox fan for a day.

Fenway Franks are the greatest Hot Dogs I have ever eaten at a ballpark. Fenway smells old and you can’t traverse the park in its entirety. Beer is expensive everywhere you go. The benefits of a closed roof stadium were not lost on my wife and I, who spent 2 hours in the rain. Respect to the Cask and Flagon for having decently priced beer. Booing a guy who helped you win a World Series (first in 80+ years) is definitely en vogue. American League games are WAY slower than National League games.

I have to admit. Wearing my 2007 World Series Jonathan Papelbon jersey (gift from my wife) and recently purchased Red Sox hat ($22) made me feel awfully adulterous. I couldn’t really enjoy the game because I knew my 59/50 Astros Hat and Home Brick Red Lance Berkman jersey were in my closet, secretly plotting my demise. I watched the game, making statements to my wife (who is almost as avid of a baseball fan as myself, I am a lucky dude) like “Pedroia stole 2 bases on that error. No way Carlos, or anyone other than Bourn could have ran that out. See how Youkilis is pulling his hands in to shoot the ball to right? Ethier is coming off an injury, he’s playing the percentages”. Where in Brad Mills, or for that matter, Ed Wade’s books is a statement even relatively close to those?

The Red Sox seemed to feed off of the crowd. When Fenway got loud, hits were produced. Clay Bucholtz got out of nasty, Brett Myers 1st inning sized jams. The crowd seemed to be the 10th man on the field. Where is that at Minute Made? Where is our blind devotion? Where is our, we may be out of it, but these guys represent our team and city EVERYDAY? The Astros are playing like they would rather be somewhere else. I can’t say I really blame them. Ask Roy Oswalt. The whole point of being a “fan” is to support, love, hate, cry and embrace with your team. We are experiencing a ship jumping phenomenon of a higher order this year. Yes the front office has shown ineptitude in signings. Drayton McClane is a notorious Name Collector. But we are making strides. Castro The Astro has FINALLY made his debut. Remember the last #1 pick’s debut that caused such a stir? The guy is the GM of the Rangers. Yeah, That Guy. Roy O is finally looking like he’s gonna get the trade he deserves.

The roundabout point I am trying to make is this: Yes the Astros are making mistakes. So did the Red Sox. Yes the Astros are awful. So were the Sox. We are destined to fail this year. Imagine doing it with guys like Yazstremski or Ted Williams! Give the Astros a break. Give them some love. Support them in the hardest of times. Show your mettle as a fan. Be the 10th man on the field. Eat the Minute Made dogs and drink the $9 beer. Don’t be a bandwaggoner. Love your team as much as you can, because let’s face it, in these dire times, is when they need you the most. Look what it did for the Red Sox.


Article By Phil

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A Note to the Houston Dynamo


I'm concerned, home team, and I'm not sure if I have an answer for my problem. Watching the World Cup has given me a little perspective on our beloved Orange. I don't want this to be read as criticism or anger, more constructive frustration. I am a die hard, and as such we could lose every game and I would still wear the colors and show up at the games and cheer and yell just as hard as ever. This being said I have one thing to ask of the team.

Please do not continue to live up to the expectations of American Soccer.

Looking back, our season is comparable to the US National teams run in the Cup. We don't play to our level, we play the pace set by our opponent. Sometimes we pull out of it and make it work sometimes we don't. We play very well against good teams, and play very poorly against poor teams. This has to change.

I'm not what you would call a brilliant soccer mind. If you read the Free Beer Movement's webpage in the coming weeks you will see a story I sent in about only becoming a fan when the Dynamo came to the city. I'm not a strategist or a statistician, but I can see what is plainly in front of me. We need to go into games assuming we will win, assuming we deserve to win. We need to walk in with a swagger. We need to walk in with the pride of champions. Sure, this team is in transition. We've lost two world class midfielders, a GM who has been instrumental in our development and there are constant rumors about our Coaches being wooed away by other clubs. Life is tough when you're at the top.

All of this being said, we have an amazingly talented squad, passionate fans and a looming stadium deal. We have the pride of the third coast. It is time to start playing like it. We have looked downright timid at times this season and that is not acceptable to the fans. It shouldn't be acceptable to the players or staff either. We lost to dallas at home. Of course we will still support our team, but it is embarrassing to go out like that. The Houston Dynamo are better than that.

So home team, know that your fans will always be here. We will continue to bring our voices, drums, banners, confetti and any other accoutrements you will allow in the stadium. There will be nothing held back from your supporters, and even if we are last in the league we will still come out as if we were the best. But we don't have to go down that road. We have the talent and skill and support and atmosphere to have the top two teams in the league as long as we play like it. Check everything else at the door. We will sweat, we will cry, we will celebrate, we will blead with you. We are Houston. Let's start playing like it again.


Article contributed by Mike
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Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Kategorie H "Fantasy" Baseball

So Home Team, there's a reason you shouldn't mix sports and alcohol to a certain extent. Our illustrious Astros writer @AllPhilla (follow him on twitter), myself and good buddy and potential future writer Brent got together a week or so ago and got talking. As per usual, we talked baseball. We decided that we could pick a team as well as anyone in baseball and the following bet was made.

The terms of the bet are to pick a starting line up and a pitching rotation and the person with the best stats win. The two remaining "managers" must then draw for the losers reward. One must be photographed wearing a Cubs or Cardinals shirt. Person who wins the draw chooses either a STL or CUBS shirt. The other person just gets the left over. Pictures will be put on twitter, KategorieH.com, and must be our Facebook Profile pictures for ONE Week. So that's it. Here's the Scoring and the teams:

Scoring :

Pitching- K’s, ERA, WHIP, AVG. allowed

Offense- BA, OBS, SLUG, OPS, HR

Phil

1. U. Jiminez COL

2. J. Mauer MIN

3. A. Puljos STL

4. C. Utley PHI

5. A. Rodriguez NYY

6. H. Ramirez FLA

7. C. Lee HOU

8. A. Jackson DET

9. C. Crawford TAM

Rotation/Bullpen

1. U. Jiminez COL

2. A. Gallaraga DET

3. M. Cain SF

4. S. Strasburg WASH

5. B. Zito SF

6. W. Lopez HOU

7. M. Rivera NYY

Bench

1. D. Perdrioa BOS

2. J. Heyward ATL

3. T. Helton COL

4. M. Cebrerra DET

5. B. McCann ATL

Brent

1. R. Halladay PHI

2. Y. Molina STL

3. A. Gonsolez SD

4. B. Zobrist TAM

5. R. Zimmerman WASH

6. M. Scudiro BOS

7. A. Eithier LAD

8. C. Hart MIL

9. R. Braun MIL

Rotation/Bullpen

1. R. Halladay PHI

2. CC. Sabathia NYY

3. A. Pettite NYY

4. J. Peavy CHI

5. J. Lester BOS

6. B. Lyon HOU

7. M. Lindstrom HOU

Bench

1. R. Weeks MIL

2. K. Youkalis BOS

3. D. Jeter NYY

4. H. Pence HOU

5. T. Wiggington BAL

Mike

1. T. Lincecum SF

2. V. Martinez BOS

3. J. Morneau MIN

4. R. Cano NYY

5. E. Longoria TAM

6. T. Tulowitzky COL

7. M. Holliday STL

8. I. Suzuki SEA

9. J. Battista

Rotation/Bullpen

1. T. Lincecum SF

2. D. Price TAM

3. J. Weaver LAA

4. R. Dempster CHI

5. D. Harin ARI

6. R. Soriano TAM

7. E. Feliz TEX

Bench

1. J. Keppinger HOU

2. P. Fielder MIL

3. N. Swisher NYY

4. A. Huff SF

5. S. Rolen STL

There you have it. We'd love to hear your comments and thoughts on how brilliant or stupid we may be. Feel free to leave your potential line ups in the comments section. There's still a long season. The official scoring will be from now to the end of the season with a scoring update at the All Star break. Peace home team!